Chicken Scratchings

Naughty Friday funny - The therapy session

nobody@vox.com(petermcc) — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 19:25:10 +1100

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young Mothers and their small children. You all have obsessions,' he observed. To the first mother, Mary, he said, 'You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daug...

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Is Julie Bishop having 2nd thoughts?

nobody@vox.com(petermcc) — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 23:45:07 +1100

On the first day of the Liberals latest, greatest hope coming to power it was interesting to see Julie Bishop's body language with Abbott. Firstly when Tony was speaking about flirting with Julia Gillard you can see Julie actually shaking her he...

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It ain't over till it's over

nobody@vox.com(petermcc) — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 15:19:28 +1100

The complications from this mornings ballot just keep getting better as the day goes on. Firstly, I have to mention an item from this mornings ballot. There was one informal vote that simply had the word NO scrawled across it. I can imagine the ...

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Champagne corks are a popping - Abbott wins

nobody@vox.com(petermcc) — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 10:17:22 +1100

Hockey out on the first vote which wasn't predicted by the pundits leaving Tony to win by 1 vote. The celebrations have began but the loudest cheers are coming from Labor. Usually the leader starts out popular then gets dragged down by the poor ...

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Call to give Blair the boot

nobody@vox.com(petermcc) — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 22:03:12 +1100

George Galloway is reknowned for dishing up serves to the folk who think it's their God given right to apply their military forces against weaker opponents. Here is a recent example that was drawn to my attention by fellow Voxer koan911 and I'm ...

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Will Joe Hockey get dudded by the Liberal party, Again?

nobody@vox.com(petermcc) — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 17:19:10 +1100

Tomorrow looms as an interesting day for the Good Ship Lost Cause otherwise known as her Majesty's Opposition. The party that is confused about Global Warming is still unaware that the Voters are sick of inaction and want to get a start on addre...

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Most Coalition voters back ETS: Newspoll

nobody@vox.com(petermcc) — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 15:58:21 +1100

Meet Nick Minchin. The Leader of the Opposition in the Senate is currently trying to undermine his Leader, Malcolm Turnbull, in the ETS battle currently in the Senate. Nick was a Climate Change sceptic, then he suddenly back flipped when John H...

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A pause in the grain harvest

nobody@vox.com(petermcc) — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 21:00:09 +1100

My current employment with AWB is on hold for a couple of days due to an unusual break in the weather. After getting some excellent hours in the first week we have suddenly copped waves of heavy rain that has stopped the farmers getting the heade...

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Naughty Friday funny - Old age cartoon

nobody@vox.com(petermcc) — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 19:58:16 +1100

Some of us older blokes just never grow up!!

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Naughty Friday funny - Good financial news for a change

nobody@vox.com(petermcc) — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 20:25:25 +1100

Great News for these financially challenging times! I found a local prostitute who charges by the inch. Obviously, I can't afford her, but I thought you might enjoy a cheap night out.

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